That Questionable Superfluity Small Beer.

In This World Truth Can Wait; She Is Used To It.

Intemperance Is The Epitome Of Every Crime, The Cause Of Every Kind Of Misery.

Patience Is The Strongest Of Strong Drinks; For It Kills The Giant Despair.

If An Earthquake Were To Engulf England Tomorrow, The English Would Manage To Meet And Dine Somewhere Among The Rubbish, Just To Celebrate The Event.

Quality, Not Quantity, Is My Measure.