The Shakes Stop If You Drink Enough,

Everyone Thought I Was Bold And Fearless And Even Arrogant, But Inside I Was Always Quaking.

Dressing Up Is A Bore. At A Certain Age, You Decorate Yourself To Attract The Opposite Sex, And At A Certain Age, I Did That. But I'm Past That Age.

The Notion That Work Is A Burden Is A Terrible Mistake. Working And Facing Up To One's Responsibilities: That's Happiness.

My, I Like Judy Holliday! She Looks Like A Monet Model. And She's So - So Defenseless. I Like Defenseless People. They're The Best.

If You Have To Support Yourself, You Had Bloody Well Better Find Some Way That Is Going To Be Interesting.