Death Will Be A Great Relief. No

"isn't It Fun Getting Older?" Is Really A Terrible Fallacy. That's Like Saying I Prefer Driving An Old Car With A Flat Tire.

Love Has Nothing To Do With What You Are Expecting To Get - Only With What You Are Expecting To Give - Which Is Everything.

Acting Is The Perfect Idiot's Profession.

If You're Given A Choice Between Money And Sex Appeal, Take The Money. As You Get Older, The Money Will Become Your Sex Appeal.

Acting Is A Nice Childish Profession - Pretending You're Someone Else And, At The Same Time, Selling Yourself.