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For Some Reason, When I Was In Junior High School, My Friends And I Had, Like, A Cologne-stealing Ring.

I Get Like Six Or So Hours Of Sleep A Night.

I Am Very Grateful For My Life. I Think One Of The Keys To Not Being Depressed Is To Find Gratitude And To Be Grateful For What You Have. So I Am Grateful For What I Have.

We Tell Specific Stories About Ourselves To Ourselves And We're All The Heroes Of Our Own Lives. But You Live Through Certain Experiences With Other People, And Sometimes They Have Very Different Takes On What Happened.

You Say I Sucked At The Oscars. I Was A Genius At The Oscars. That Was Experimental Tuxedo Sleep Art.