And I Kissed A Lot Of Frogs

I Think You Always Have To Use Certain Parts Of Yourself In Any Role.

We Live In A Quick-fix Society Where We Need Instant Gratification For Everything. Too Fat? Get Lipo-sucked. Stringy Hair? Glue On Extensions. Wrinkles And Lines? Head To The Beauty Shop For A Pot Of The Latest Miracle Skin Stuff. It's All A Beautiful £1 Billion Con Foisted Upon Insecure Women By Canny Cosmetic Conglomerates.

My Grandmother Spoiled My Father Rotten And He Grew Up Expecting Women To Do Whatever He Wanted. When He Married My Beautiful Mother, Elsa, He Expected Her To Give Up Her Career As A Champion Ballroom Dancer And Become A Good Wife And Mother, Which She Dutifully Did.

The Secret Of Having A Personal Life Is Not Answering Too Many Questions About It.

The Body Is Like A Car: The Older You Become The More Care You Have To Take Care Of It - And You Don't Leave A Ferrari Out In The Sun.