The Rules Of Canadian Engagement Say That

Knitters Use Knitting To Value-add To The World.

It Took Me Years And Years Of Trial Efforts To Work Out That There Is Absolutely No Knitting Triumph I Can Achieve That My Husband Will Think Is Worth Being Woken Up For.

I Will Not Let The Non-knitters Of The World Decide How Normal I Am.

Knitters Just Can't Watch Tv Without Doing Something Else. Knitters Just Can't Wait In Line, Knitters Just Can't Sit Waiting At The Doctor's Office. Knitters Need Knitting To Add A Layer Of Interest In Other, Less Constructive Ways.

With Great Effort Comes Great Gratification.