The Roots Of Our Soccer Tribe Lie

This Unusual And Highly Successful Species Spends A Great Deal Of Time Examining His Higher Motives And An Equal Amount Of Time Ignoring His Fundamental Ones.

As Long As The Human Race Is Able To Concern Itself With More Than Mere Survival, Soccer Will Have Its Place.

The Roots Of Our Soccer Tribe Lie Deep In Our Primeval Past.

The Response Of Teenagers To Their Idols Is Relevant. As An Audience, They Enjoy Themselves, Not By Screaming With Laughter, But Screaming With Screams.

Life Is Like A Very Short Visit To A Toy Shop Between Birth And Death.