The Role Of Humour Is To Make

All I Know Of Birds To This Date Is That Sparrows Are The Ones That Are Not Pigeons.

Television Is More Interesting Than People. If It Were Not We Should Have People Standing In The Corner Of Our Room.

Jacob Is A German Shepherd. (i Have Never Understood Why They Aren't Called German Sheepdogs. What Do The Germans Call Shepherds?)

Having Lost The Last War, They Are Currently Enjoying A "wirtschaftswunder," Which Can Be Briefly Translated As "the Best Way To Own A Mercedes Is To Build One."

There Are Many Mysteries In Old Age But The Greatest, Surely, Is This: In Those Adverts For Walk-in Bathtubs, Why Doesn't All The Water Gush Out When You Get In?