The Role Of Humour Is To Make

Sadly, As With So Much About History's Heroes, It's The Spotting Of Potential Fame That's The Difficulty, Whether It's Publishing Their Poems, Hanging Their Paintings, Or Buying Their Old Underwear. Think Of The Great Men Whose Lives Passed In Penury And Hacking Coughs Due To Public Unawareness That Their Littlest Possession Would End Up At Sothebys Or The Basement At Fort Knox.

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

The Word "souvenir" Has, Of Course, Slightly Extended Itself In Meaning Until It Now Denotes Almost Anything Either Breakable Or Useless; But Even Today, Ninety Per Cent Of The Items Covered By The Word Are Forgettable Objects In Which Cigarettes Can Be Left To Go Stale.

I Sometimes Wonder If The Manufacturers Of Foolproof Items Keep A Fool Or Two On Their Payroll To Test Things.

All I Know Of Birds To This Date Is That Sparrows Are The Ones That Are Not Pigeons.