All I Know Of Birds To This

Malta Is The Only Country In The World Where The Local Delicacy Is The Bread.

To Have A Grievance Is To Have A Purpose In Life.

There Are Many Mysteries In Old Age But The Greatest, Surely, Is This: In Those Adverts For Walk-in Bathtubs, Why Doesn't All The Water Gush Out When You Get In?

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

A Humorist Tells Himself Every Morning, "i Hope It's Going To Be A Rough Day." When Things Are Going Well, It's Much Harder To Make The Right Jokes.