The Role Of A Comedian Is To

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

Darwin's Theory Is As Dead As He Is. Everyone Is Surviving, Fit Or Not. Years Ago, Any Kid Dumb Enough To Chase A Shiny Object Down A Well Was Dead, And Out Of The Gene Pool. Now They Got The Technology And Medicine To Save The Fool So He Can Breed More Open Mouth Breathers.

The Thing With Catholicism, The Same As All Religions, Is That It Teaches What Should Be, Which Seems Rather Incorrect. This Is What Should Be. Now, If You're Taught To Live Up To A What Should Be That Never Existed - Only An Occult Superstition, No Proof Of This Should Be - Then You Can Sit On A Jury And Indict Easily, You Can Cast The First Stone, You Can Burn Adolf Eichmann, Like That!

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.