The Role Of A Comedian Is To

Once You Sleep On Feathers You Can't Go Back To Sleeping On The Floor.

I Was A Jew Talking About Goyim Religion. If I Had Just Stuck To Moses, Everything Would Have Been Cool. But, Copping To Being Part Of The Whole Christ Murder Conspiracy Got Everyone Goose-stepping Again.

Freedom Of Speech Is A Two Way Street, Man. You Have The Right To Say Whatever You Want And The Boss Has A Right To Tell The Police To Arrest You.

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.