The Roe Is Reputed To Sleep For

This Guy Goes To A Psychiatrist And Says, Doc, My Brother’s Crazy. He Thinks He’s A Chicken. The Doctor Says, Well, Why Don’t You Turn Him In? And The Guy Says, I Would But I Need The Eggs. Well I Guess That’s Pretty Much How I Feel About Relationships. You Know They’re Totally Irrational And Crazy And Absurd But I Guess We Keep Going Through It Because, Uh, Most Of Us Need The Eggs.

American Films, It's A Money-making Industry. And In France, You Can Find Great Respect For Cinema As Art.

I Don't Believe In The After Life, Although I Am Bringing A Change Of Underwear.

You're So Good Looking I Can Barely Keep My Eyes On The Meter.

If God Is Everywhere, I Had Concluded, Then He Is In Food. Therefore, The More I Ate The Godlier I Would Become. Impelled By This New Religious Fervor, I Glutted Myself Like A Fanatic.