The Roe Is Reputed To Sleep For

What Has Gotten Into You Lately? Save A Little Craziness For Menopause!

I Loathed Every Day And Regret Every Day I Spent In School. I Like To Be Taught To Read And Write And Add And Then Be Left Alone.

I Came Home One Night, Some Month Ago, And I Went To The Closet In My Bedroom...and A Moth Ate My Sports Jacket. He Was Laying On The Floor, Nauseous, Y'know.

Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or The Idiot Who Gets Fooled By The Idiot?

If You Take A Frown And Turn It Upside Down, The Person You Are Holding By The Ankles Will Soon Pass Out.