The Road To Ignorance Is Paved With

Violence Is The Repartee Of The Illiterate.

I Don't Want To Talk Grammar. I Want To Talk Like A Lady.

When God Created Man And Woman, He Did Not Take A Patent. That's Why Any Imbecile Has Been Able To Do So Ever Since.

Love Is A Gross Exaggeration Of The Difference Between One Person And Everybody Else.

In The Right Key One Can Say Anything. In The Wrong Key, Nothing: The Only Delicate Part Is The Establishment Of The Key.