A Thing That Nobody Believes Cannot Be

Life Would Be Tolerable But For Its Amusements.

As People Get Their Opinions So Largely From The Newspapers They Read... But The Press Is Not Free, The Newspapers Are Owned By Rich Men.

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaller, Not A Champagne Teetotaller.

It's Not That I'm So Clever, It Is That Others Are So Stupid.

The Person Who Is Ignorant Enough To Believe That His Nourishment Depends On Meat Is In A Horrible Dilemma.