The Right Moment Wears A Full Head

If You Wish To Be Good "pantagruelists" (which Is To Say, Live In Peace, Joy, Health, And Always Dining Well), Never Put Too Much Faith In People Who Look Out Through A Hole.

The Belly Has No Ears Nor Is It To Be Filled With Fair Words.

It Is Better To Write Of Laughter Than Of Tears, For Laughter Is The Property Of Man.

Wait A Second While I Take A Swig Off This Bottle: It's My True And Only Helicon, My Caballine Fount, My Sole Enthusiasm. Here, Drinking, I Deliberate, I Reason, I Resolve And Conclude. After The Epilogue I Laugh, I Write, I Compose, I Drink. Ennius Drinking Would Write, Writing Would Drink.

Friends, You Will Notice That In This World There Are Many More Ballocks Than Men. Remember This.