Early Rising Is No Pleasure; Early Drinking's

One Inch Of Joy Surmounts Of Grief A Span, Because To Laugh Is Proper To The Man.

Petite Ville, Grand Renom. Small Town, Great Renown.

Friends, You Will Notice That In This World There Are Many More Ballocks Than Men. Remember This.

Debts And Lies Are Generally Mixed Together.

A Man Of Good Sense Always Believes What He Is Told, And What He Finds Written Down.