The Right Combination Of Guilt And Machismo

I Have Always Looked At Life As A Voyage, Mostly Wonderful, Sometimes Frightening. In My Family And Friends I Have Discovered Treasure More Valuable Than Gold.

You've Been Acting Like Jesus Owes You A Favor, But He's A Little Smart For You To Fool.

Bryl-cream, A Little Dab Will Do You.

Only Time Will Tell If It Was Time Well-spent

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.