I'd Rather Die While I'm Living Then

Cheeseburger In Paradise!

Pickup's Washed And You Just Got Paid, With Any Luck At All You Might Even Get Laid.

I've Always Found Drugs And Alcohol Somewhat Pedestrian. It's Like, I Don't Need An External Agent To Open My Mind. I'm Here, Conscious, Alert, Present. Why Would I Alter That?

Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt.

It's Been Wonderful For Me, And I Feel So Privileged To Have Fans That Are That Loyal.