The Reward For Conformity Is That Everyone

Happiness Is Pretty Simple: Someone To Love, Something To Do, Something To Look Forward To.

There Hasn't Been A Day In My Life Since I Started Latin In Ninth Grade That I Haven't Benefited By The Lives Of The Ancients.

There Are More Differences Between Poor People Than Between Middle-class People.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

Mothers Have A Habit Of Proving Right Except You Don't Find That Out Until You're The Age Your Mother Was When She Gave You The Advice.