I Finally Figured Out The Only Reason

Mothers Have A Habit Of Proving Right Except You Don't Find That Out Until You're The Age Your Mother Was When She Gave You The Advice.

I Hate The Telephone. I Think The Lowest Circle Of Hell Is Reserved For Alexander Graham Bell.

Guilt Is A Jewish Invention Improved Upon By Christians For The Last Two Thousand Years.

English Is Weak In Describing Emotional States Or Intensities Of Interpersonal Relationships.

I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes: There're Fewer Of Them But They Have More Fun.