The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

When You See Charlie Chaplin, He Stays Funny. He Doesn't Become Drama, And So What Really Seems To Endure Is Comedy.