The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against

I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa, And I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor!

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

I Never Met Anybody Who Said When They Were A Kid, I Wanna Grow Up And Be A Critic.

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

Movies Are Movies, And I Don't Think Any Of Them Are Going To Hurt The Moral Fiber Of America And All That Nonsense.