The Reason A Person Is A Republican

You Get Pigeonholed By What You Sort Of Look Like. And I Don't Mean This In A Self-deprecating Way. I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act. But I Think That If You're Not Classically Attractive Or Mainstream Attractive, Especially As You Get Older, There's Only Like Three Jobs That People Think You Do. Like, "police Officer Who May Be Gay." District Attorney Is A Big One. Lawyer. Doctor.

For Some Reason I Get Advertised When I Travel As A Political Comedian, Which I'm Not. Sometimes I Talk About It And Sometimes I Don't.

First Of All, "redneck" Is A State Of Mind, Not A Person. So The "racist Redneck" Thing Is A State Of Mind, Not A Geographical Location. So I Don't Mean To Imply That It's Just Southerners. And If You Don't Recognize The Racist Underpinnings And The Emotional Reactive Response You're Getting From These Teabaggers Because We Have A Black President, Then You Are Either Being Dishonest, Or You've Never Seen The Teabaggers.

I Don't Even Know Why Somebody's Twittering As Me. I Don't Understand It, And I Wish That It Would Stop. But There's Nothing That Can Be Done. It's So Terrible.

He [god] Just Seems So Man-made To Me. There Are So Many Theories, And Not Everyone Can Be Right. It's Human Nature To Need A Religious Crutch, And I Don't Begrudge Anyone That. I Just Don't Need One.