The Real Trick Is To Stay Alive

Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.

Being Interested Is More Important Than Being Interesting.

Pity The Poor Millionaire. He'll Never Know The Thrill Of Paying That Final Installment.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.

Bragging May Not Bring Happiness, But No Man Having Caught A Large Fish Goes Home Through An Alley.