The Real Trick Is To Stay Alive

Church Is Not A Museum For Saints, But Rather A Hospital For Sinners.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

Parents Do Not Owe Their Progeny An Inheritance No Matter How Much Money They Have. One Of The Surest Ways To Produce Loafers And Freeloaders Is To Let Children Know That Their Future Is Assured.

Maturity Is The Ability To Live In Peace With That Which We Cannot Change.

In The End, It's Not What You Do For Your Children But What You've Taught Them To Do For Themselves.