The Real Purpose Of Books Is To

Why Do They Put The Gideon Bibles Only In The Bedrooms, Where It's Usually Too Late...?

A Man Who Has Never Made A Woman Angry Is A Failure In Life.

The Real Purpose Of Books Is To Trap The Mind Into Doing Its Own Thinking.

The Evening Papers Print What They Do And Get Away With It Because By Afternoon The Human Mind Is Ruined Anyhow.

Animal Crackers, And Cocoa To Drink That Is The Finest Of Suppers, I Think When I'm Grown Up And Can Have What I Please, I Think I Shall Always Insist Upon These.