...the Reader Who Plucks A Book From

The Action Most Worth Watching Is Not At The Center Of Things, But Where Edges Meet.

To Use An Electronics Analogy, Closing A Book On A Bookmark Is Like Pressing The Stop Button, Whereas When You Leave The Book Facedown, You've Only Pressed Pause.

I'd Rather Have A Book, But In A Pinch I'll Settle For A Set Of Water Pik Instructions.

Americans Admire Success. Englishmen Admire Heroic Failure

Some Friends Of Theirs Had Rented Their House For Several Months To An Interior Decorator. When They Returned, They Discovered That Their Entire Library Had Been Reorganized By Color And Size. Shortly Thereafter, The Decorator Met With A Fatal Automobile Accident. I Confess That When This Story Was Told, Everyone Around The Dinner Table Concurred That Justice Had Been Served.