It Is A Grave Error To Assume

It Is A Grave Error To Assume That Ice Cream Consumption Requires Hot Weather.

I, On The Other Hand, Believe That Books, Maps, Scissors, And Scotch Tape Dispensers Are All Unreliable Vagrants, Likely To Take Off For Parts Unknown Unless Strictly Confined To Quarters.

I'd Rather Have A Book, But In A Pinch I'll Settle For A Set Of Water Pik Instructions.

When I Walk Into An Apartment With Books On The Shelves, Books On The Bedside Tables, Books On The Floor, And Books On The Toilet Tank, Then I Know What I Would See If I Opened The Door That Says Private - Grownups Keep Out: A Children Sprawled On The Bed, Reading.

I Have Never Been Able To Resist A Book About Books.