The Quickest Way To A Man's Heart

It's The Night Of The Living Dead. It's Scary Out Here.

And, You Know, I Liked Writing Humor. Well, I Should Say, I Wanted To Write Seriously, But It Kept Turning Funny.

My Real Life Is Funnier Than Anything On Tv.

I Got, Like, Diane Keaton's Manager, And She Was Very Connected; She Had Power. And She Was Like, "your Star Is In Tears On This Comedy. Do You Even Notice That At All?"

I Can't Have Cats Around Me Because They Try To Steal My Energy.