The Public Pays And Feels It Is

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

I've Been An Important Star And Lived A Full Life, Yet I Only Hve Three Close Friends. I Guess That's All Anyone Can Expect.

I Believe In Sending A Lot Of Letters And Notes To Friends.

Men Are Most Virile And Most Attractive Between The Ages Of 35 And 55. Under 35 A Man Has Too Much To Learn, And I Don't Have Time To Teach Him.

Some Men Like A Dull Life - They Like The Routine Of Eating Breakfast, Going To Work, Coming Home, Petting The Dog, Watching Tv, Kissing The Kids, And Going To Bed. Stay Clear Of It - It's Often Catching.