Just Because I'm Sassy And Have A

A Friend Of Mine Has A Big Farm In The Desert, And She Picks Up Feathers And Roadkill For Me, Then Makes It Into Clothes. I Think It's Cool To Wear Roadkill. If I Died And Somebody Wanted To Wear My Teeth Around Their Neck To Vmas, I'd Feel Honored.

In The Limelight I Play It Off Fine, But I Can't Handle It When I Turn Off My Night-light.

I Try To Get In Quiet Time And Book Time, But Really, The Only Time I Ever Get That Is When I'm On An Airplane - I Have A Fear Of Flying, But I Actually Love Flying Because It's The Only Time I Can Sleep, And It's The Only Time I Get To Read.

It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.