Just Because I'm Sassy And Have A

Life Is Short And The Nights Are Long, And Tonight I Moved On.

Every Weird Thing About You Is Beautiful And Makes Life Interesting.

I Do Destroy Men On A Weekly Basis. It's Like A Hobby. I'm Like A Praying Mantis.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

I Do Have A Stylist Who Helps Me Shop, Because I Don't Have Time To Shop.