The Principal Fact Of Life Is The

All Art Is Bad, But Modern Art Is The Worst.

No Honest Hardworking Official Likes To See Good Money Disappearing Into The Hands Of The Treasury At The End Of The Financial Year.

Religion Is Organized To Satisfy And Guide The Soul -- Politics Does The Same Thing For The Body.

Funeral Expenses Are The Curse Of The Poor Everywhere On Earth, They Are Wasteful And Unnecessary, They Are The Price Of Foolish Ostentation And A Display That Is Less An Evidence Of Grief Than A Vulgar Travesty Of Those Pompous Obsequies Where No Grief Is.

Old Men When They Begin To Hear The Last Trumpet, On The Morning Breeze, Often Have A Kind Of Absent-minded Smile; Like People Listening. And Their Smiles Are Just Politeness.