The Porpoises Said Hello To Molly. She

Can We Move This Conversation Along, I'm Getting Frightfully Tired Of 'hoa'.

I Had Arrived At The Airport One Hour Early So That, In Accordance With Airline Procedures, I Could Stand Around.

Granted, This System Is Insane, But We Must Not Let Sanity Stand In The Way Of Airport Security.

As A Professional Journalist, I Am Always Looking For New Ways To Get Paid For Being Motionless.

One Of The Major Hobbies In South Florida Is Keeping Animals That No Sane Person Would Want To Keep. One Of Those Is Snakes. They Usually Get Them When They're Small, And When They Get Too Big, They Let Them Go. But There Are Also People With Monkeys, Lions, Tigers. And They All Get Away, Eventually.