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The Porpoises Said Hello To Molly. She Told Them All Her Teeth Were Green.
-Dave Barry
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The Porpoises Said Hello To Molly. She
Dave Barry
The Porpoises Said Hello To Molly. She Told Them All Her Teeth Were Green.
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