The Poor Folks Hate The Rich Folks,

Apart From That Mrs Lincoln, How Did You Enjoy The Play?

Some Of You May Have Met Mathematicians And Wondered How They Got That Way.

Angels We Have Heard On High Tell Us To Go Out And Buy.

Always Predict The Worst, And You'll Be Hailed As A Prophet.

Soon We'll Be Out Amid The Cold World's Strife. Soon We'll Be Sliding Down The Razor Blade Of Life. But As We Go Our Sordid Sep'rate Ways, We Shall Ne'er Forget Thee, Thou Golden College Days. Hearts Full Of Youth, Hearts Full Of Truth, Six Parts Gin To One Part Vermouth.