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At The Time, My 6-year-old Kept Thinking My Character's Name Was "sam Alone," Which Is Kind Of Brilliant. The Funny Came Out Of Sam's Sad Core: The Alcoholic, The Sex Addict, The Person Who Thinks He's God's Gift.

Around Year Seven Or Eight, You'd Kill Yourself When You Realized Norm Had To Enter And You Had To Come Up With A New Beer Joke.

I Don't Know If I Went To The Gym, [but] Woody [harrelson] Was 24, And At That Point I Was Like 37, Which Is When You Realize You're No Longer 24. So In Walked Woody, Who Was Instantly Great, But Offstage, It Was [all] Testosterone. We'll Arm-wrestle. I Still Have, Like, Tendinitis In My Elbow. Woody Cleaned Everybody's Clock In Everything. Then We Got Less Physical And Went To Chess, And He Whipped Our Asses With Chess.

The Planet Will Survive. Whether We Get To Be Here And Enjoy It, Or Enjoy Life As We've Known It, Is What's Questionable.

One Person Goes Off And Works In Houston The Other Person Goes Off To London And You're On The Phone To Each Other And Somebody Is Paying You To Kiss Somebody Else. It's Very Bizarre Being An Actor.