The Point Is To Be Good-to Be

I Fancy That The Hell Of Too Many People Would Occupy A Respectable Place In The Hierarchy Of Infernal Regions.

If There Was A Little Room Somewhere In The British Museum That Contained Only About Twenty Exhibits And Good Lighting, Easy Chairs, And A Notice Imploring You To Smoke, I Believe I Should Become A Museum Man.

I Know Only Two Words Of American Slang, 'swell' And 'lousy'. I Think 'swell' Is Lousy, But 'lousy' Is Swell.

The People Who Pretend That Dying Is Rather Like Strolling Into The Next Room Always Leave Me Unconvinced. Death, Like Birth, Must Be A Tremendous Event.

Perhaps It Would Be Better Not To Be A Writer, But If You Must, Then Write.