The Person I Miss Most Is The

My Only Policy Is To Profess Evil And Do Good.

Life Would Be Tolerable But For Its Amusements.

It Is Dangerous To Be Sincere Unless You Are Also Stupid.

No King On Earth Is As Safe In His Job As A Trade Union Official. There Is Only One Thing That Can Get Him Sacked; And That Is Drink. Not Even That, As Long As He Doesn't Actually Fall Down.

Paradoxes Are The Only Truths.