The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword,

There Hasn't Been A Scandal This Big At The C.i.a. Since (classified) Committed (censored) To (redacted).

On This Show, Your Voice Will Be Heard In The Form Of My Voice.

I Love Being Onstage, I Love The Relationship With The Audience.

I'm Not A Standup. I Didn't Start Off As A Writer, I Learned To Write Through Improvisation, And So That's The Part Of The Show That Can Most Surprise Me. The Written Part Of The Show, I Know I Can Get Wrong. You Can't Really Get The Interview "wrong."

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.