The Peak Of Being A Fan Is

You Can Be Passionate About Anything.

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.

I Didn't Know Every Day I Would Be Discussing The Tone Of My Voice With My Wife. I Thought It Was A Marriage. Apparently, It's A Musical.

Cremation Has Become The Most Popular Form Of Burial In The United States... People Used To Want A Big, Thick Granite Stone, Their Names Carved Into With A Chisel. I Was Here Dammit! Cremation Is Like You're Trying To Cover Up A Crime. Burn The Body. Scatter The Ashes Around. As Far As Anyone's Concerned This Whole Thing Never Happened.

Fatherhood Makes You Cute. Women Find Bumbling Fathers Cute And Attractive.