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In The Long Run, A Short Cut Seldom Is.

Real Writers-that Is, Capital W Writers-rarely Make Much Money. Their Biggest Reward Is The Occasional Reader's Response.... Commentators-in-print Voicing Big Fat Opinions-you Might Call Us Small W Writers-get Considerably More Feedback Than Writers. The Letters I Personally Find Most Flattering Are Not The Very Rare Ones That Speak Well Of My Editorials, But The Occasional Reader Who Wants To Know Who Writes Them. I Always Happily Assume The Letter-writers Is Implying That The Editorials Are So Good That I Couldn't Have Written Them Myself.

People Who Stare Deserve The Looks They Get.

If You Want Understanding Try Giving Some.

Personal & Confidential. Letters So Marked Should Be. When The Contents Are Only Printed Matter, Though, The Minifrauder Succeeds In Sowing Illwill & Ire.