The Others Were Only My Wives. But

Two Things Make The Women Unforgettable, Their Tears And Their Perfume

The Others Were Only My Wives. But You, My Dear, Will Be My Widow.

You Can Pretend To Be Serious; You Can't Pretend To Be Witty.

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

A Man Must Marry Only A Very Pretty Woman In Case He Should Ever Want Some Other Man To Take Her Off His Hands.