The Other Day, I Was So Desperate

But Sure The Eye Of Time Beholds No Name, So Blest As Thine In All The Rolls Of Fame.

Few Sons Attain The Praise Of Their Great Sires And Most Their Sires Disgrace.

Steel Itself Oft Lures A Man To Fight.

Achilles Absent Was Achilles Still!

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