When You're In My House You Shall

I Won't Lie To You, Fatherhood Isn't Easy Like Motherhood.

Few Sons Are Like Their Fathers - Many Are Worse, Few Better.

Do Not Mourn The Dead With The Belly.

Oall The Creatures That Creep And Breathe On Earth, There Is None More Wretched Than Man.

Life Is Not To Be Bought With Heaps Of Gold; Not All Apollo's Pythian Treasures Hold, Or Troy Once Held, In Peace And Pride Of Sway, Can Bribe The Poor Possession Of The Day.