The Original Reality Show.

I Guess I'm Afraid To Retire Because I Don't Know What I Would Do. I Don't Know What My Talent Is. So I Don't Know. So Maybe I'm Afraid To Stop, But I've Got To Stop.

I Gotta Tell You, Right At The Top Of My List Would Be Taking Vitamins. I Know That Over The Years Doctors Have Said They're Ridiculous And All That. But I Started Taking My Vitamins At An Early Age. And I Take Them Every Day. Every Bloody Day! So I Think That's Number One. For Whatever Reason, I Feel Active And Pretty Good At My Age.

I'm Moving On. I Should Have Made That Clear When I Made The Announcement. I Guess I Wasn't Clear. If People Think You're Leaving A Show After All These Years, You Might Be Retiring. So I Understand Where They're Coming From, But I Should Have Impressed The Fact That I Hope I'm Just Moving On Right Now.

As A Matter Of Fact I Don't Like Politics. I Really Don't. I Think It's So Jaded Now And Everybody Has To Follow The Party Line.

I Think Theres A Little Bit Of Sizzling Here. Honestly, I Can Feel It. The Ions Are Flying Back And Forth.