As A Matter Of Fact I Don't

You Know, I Never Knew If I Had Any Talent When I Started In This Business. My First Job Was Being A Page At The Tonight Show. I Saw Jack Paar Come Out One Night And Sit On The Edge Of His Desk And Talk About What Hed Done The Night Before. I Thought, I Can Do That! I Used To Do That On A Street Corner In The Bronx With All My Buddies.

I Had My Years Of Struggling. Some Of My Shows Failed Miserably, And I Was Upset By It And It Dented My Confidence. But I Never Stopped. I Kept Going For It.

A Lot Of Guys Really I Get The Feeling Don't Care Whether You Like Their Show Or Not, You Know. I Want People To Enjoy What I Do, And Understand What I'm Doing Is For Their Enjoyment, It's All I Can Ask For.

I Have A Thing Against Reality Shows. I Think They Are So Fake. I Think They Are Produced Before They Begin. I Think People Know Where They're Going, What They're Going To Say, What The Situation Is. These Things Just Don't Happen And You Know That.

Im Involved In The Stock Market, Which Is Fun And, Sometimes, Very Painful.