I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

Credibility Is To Be Good. You Must Be Good. That's All I Ever Wanted - To Be Good At What I Did.

I Wouldn't Mind Living With Someone Forever. I Don't Really Want To Get Married. I Don't See Any Reason For It. And Yet I'm So Romantic That Every Time I Think I Meet Someone I Want To Live With Them Forever And Ever.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon