Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred

I Just Don't Understand How Anyone Would Want To Be A Republican. I Just Can't Figure It. I Don't Understand. If You're Poor, If You're Any Kind Of Minority - Gay, Black, Latino, Anything. If You're Not A Rich Born-again-christian, I Don't Get It.

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

It's A Dirty Job Being Ridiculous, But I'll Do It

I Won't Be Able To Do What I'm Doing Forever. There Aren't That Many Scripts Floating Around For Fifty-year-old Chicks.

I Don't Like My Voice That Much. I Think I'm A Much Better Actress Than Singer. Singing Is Like Going To A Party At Someone Else's House. Acting Is Like Having The Party At Your Own House. When You Go To Someone Else's House For A Party, It's Not Your Responsibility At All, But When You Have The Party At Your Own House, There's A Lot Of Responsibility. Everyone Has To Have A Good Time. So For Me, Acting Is Deeper.