The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is

The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

A City Is Not Gauged By Its Length And Width, But By The Broadness Of Its Vision And The Height Of Its Dreams.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.