The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

San Francisco Isn't What It Used To Be, And It Never Was.

A City Is A State - Of Mind, Of Taste, Of Opportunity. A City Is A Marketplace - Where Ideas Are Traded, Opinions Clash And Eternal Conflict May Produce Eternal Truths.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.