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In The Beginning, A Monkey Evolutioned Gay Marriage.

Will Herman Cain Become The First Black President That I Acknowledge? I Call Him A Dark Horse Because He's An Unlikely Candidate Who Surged Forward, And Not Because He's A Horse.

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Divorce Is Marital Welfare.it’s Just Couples Asking Society To Bail Them Out Because They Didn’t Do Enough Research Before They Got Married.

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.