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We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.

Even If A Farmer Intends To Loaf, He Gets Up In Time To Get An Early Start.