The Only Thing A Star Asks Is

I Keep My Undies In The Icebox!

Fame Is Like Caviar, You Know - It's Good To Have Caviar But Not When You Have It At Every Meal.

When It Comes Down To It, I Let Them Think What They Want. If They Care Enough To Bother With What I Do, Then I'm Already Better Than Them.

Consider The Fellow. He Never Spends His Time Telling You About His Previous Night's Date. You Get The Idea He Has Eyes Only For You And Wouldn't Think Of Looking At Another Woman.

Doing A Scene Is Like Opening A Bottle. If It Doesn't Open One Way, Try Another - Perhaps Even Give It Up For Another Bottle?