The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

One Of The Great Things About Being Ignorant Is That I Often Think My Ideas Are Original. It's A Wonderful Feeling. That's Why I Try To Avoid Any Knowledge That Would Spoil The Sensation. Sometimes It Isn't Easy. People Keep Hurling Knowledge At Me, And I Can't Always Duck.